Alexis's Blog

    • Thursday in English class:
    • Teacher: I'm going to give you all today and tomorrow to start and finish the first article of this project. It has to be a page and a half long. Okay get started. Oh and also, don't work on it at home. I'd rather you work on it in class
    • Me: -starts-
    • Me: -hears the bell ring after 50 minutes-
    • Me: Crap. I'll finish it tomorrow. I didn't get much done. Just like 3 sentences. Derp
    • The next day:
    • Me: -gets into class-
    • Teacher: Okay, so todays the last day to work on this. It's due at the end of class. You can continue writing now.
    • Me: -continues writing-
    • End of class comes around:
    • Me: -half of page is done-
    • Bell: -rings-
    • Me: FDKLGJFHGJLFKDHG
    • Teacher: -says nothing about the paper-
    • Me: -shrug- -puts stuff in binder and goes to next class-
    • Me now: Oh well. If I get yelled at I'll just say I would've worked on it on the week end at home, but we were instructed not to C:


  1. whatisthishomestuckery:

    superiorlemon:

    kome:

    tavbro:

    a-m-p-o-r-a:

    rain8owdash:

    xadievelauncher:

    lavastormsw:

    princeofclockwork:

    rickyfirehav:

    lordbovineandhisbasketcase:

    vriskasprite:

    candy-craving-siren:

    tabbyluvisbestpony:

    reblog with results

    Equius and Equius watched Boku no picu together…and liked it.

    D:

    john and gamzee are jogging buddies….that’s not funny at aLL

    Eridan and Dirk pop their pussies at the club

    Vriska and Terezi pop their pussies at the club

    god dammit. once more I can’t handle that

    Eridan and Karkat are sexy and they know it

    I………fuck. I give up

    Eridan and Jane are trapped in the friendzone. IT KNOWS.

    Tavros and Karkat are jogging buddies.

    Wait how does that work.

    Does Karkat push Tavros?

    Aradia and Gamzee are both closet brownies

    Uh…

    John and Jade pop their pussies at the club

    Oh my god

    vriska and tavros hold hands at the park

    equius and eridan are both closet bronies

    jane and sollux make out in the shower

    IM GONNA FUCKING PEE

    gamzee and kanaya draw kanequius fanart

    VRISKA AND TAVROS ARE JOGGING BUDDIES OMFG 

    VRISKA MSKING HIM DO THAT,M„„„,

    Dirk and Karkat pop their pussies at the club.

    OH MY GOD….

    Roxy and Roxy are borderline pornographic

    i

    oksy im doign anoither one

    Dave and Karkat make out in the shower

    good

    Jane and Dirk run an irl ask blog together.

    Feferi and Jake saw Avengers together

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  3. limerantlaudanum:

    aqueousescapist:

    dorothy-cotton:

    sempiternitycanine:

    t-e-m-p-o-dragon:

    billiestrider:

    pepple:

    Speaking of Bro
    His arms are ridiculously long

    #I tried to look at how he’d look all straightened out#

    oh my christ this is terrifying

    Bro no

    slenderbro

    bro no

    this is only a little terrifying

    For lurkimasylum

    /cries

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  5. 200 things you can put in my ask. Do it please.

    • 200: My crush's name is:
    • 199: I was born in:
    • 198: I am really:
    • 197: My cellphone company is:
    • 196: My eye color is:
    • 195: My shoe size is:
    • 194: My ring size is:
    • 193: My height is:
    • 192: I am allergic to:
    • 191: My 1st car was:
    • 190: My 1st job was:
    • 189: Last book you read:
    • 188: My bed is:
    • 187: My pet:
    • 186: My best friend:
    • 185: My favorite shampoo is:
    • 184: Xbox or ps3:
    • 183: Piggy banks are:
    • 182: In my pockets:
    • 181: On my calendar:
    • 180: Marriage is:
    • 179: Spongebob can:
    • 178: My mom:
    • 177: The last three songs I bought were?
    • 176: Last YouTube video watched:
    • 175: How many cousins do you have?
    • 174: Do you have any siblings?
    • 173: Are your parents divorced?
    • 172: Are you taller than your mom?
    • 171: Do you play an instrument?
    • 170: What did you do yesterday?
    • [ I Believe In ]
    • 169: Love at first sight:
    • 168: Luck:
    • 167: Fate:
    • 166: Yourself:
    • 165: Aliens:
    • 164: Heaven:
    • 163: Hell:
    • 162: God:
    • 161: Horoscopes:
    • 160: Soul mates:
    • 159: Ghosts:
    • 158: Gay Marriage:
    • 157: War:
    • 156: Orbs:
    • 155: Magic:
    • [ This or That ]
    • 154: Hugs or Kisses:
    • 153: Drunk or High:
    • 152: Phone or Online:
    • 151: Red heads or Black haired:
    • 150: Blondes or Brunettes:
    • 149: Hot or cold:
    • 148: Summer or winter:
    • 147: Autumn or Spring:
    • 146: Chocolate or vanilla:
    • 145: Night or Day:
    • 144: Oranges or Apples:
    • 143: Curly or Straight hair:
    • 142: McDonalds or Burger King:
    • 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
    • 140: Mac or PC:
    • 139: Flip flops or high heals:
    • 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
    • 137: Coke or Pepsi:
    • 136: Hillary or Obama:
    • 135: Burried or cremated:
    • 134: Singing or Dancing:
    • 133: Coach or Chanel:
    • 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
    • 131: Small town or Big city:
    • 130: Wal-Mart or Target:
    • 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
    • 128: Manicure or Pedicure:
    • 127: East Coast or West Coast:
    • 126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
    • 125: Chocolate or Flowers:
    • 124: Disney or Six Flags:
    • 123: Yankees or Red Sox:
    • [ Here's What I Think About ]
    • 122: War:
    • 121: George Bush:
    • 120: Gay Marriage:
    • 119: The presidential election:
    • 118: Abortion:
    • 117: MySpace:
    • 116: Reality TV:
    • 115: Parents:
    • 114: Back stabbers:
    • 113: Ebay:
    • 112: Facebook:
    • 111: Work:
    • 110: My Neighbors:
    • 109: Gas Prices:
    • 108: Designer Clothes:
    • 107: College:
    • 106: Sports:
    • 105: My family:
    • 104: The future:
    • [ Last time I ]
    • 103: Hugged someone:
    • 102: Last time you ate:
    • 101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
    • 100: Cried in front of someone:
    • 99: Went to a movie theater:
    • 98: Took a vacation:
    • 97: Swam in a pool:
    • 96: Changed a diaper:
    • 95: Got my nails done:
    • 94: Went to a wedding:
    • 93: Broke a bone:
    • 92: Got a peircing:
    • 91: Broke the law:
    • 90: Texted: hour ago
    • [ MISC ]
    • 89: Who makes you laugh the most:
    • 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
    • 87: The last movie I saw:
    • 86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
    • 85: The thing im not looking forward to:
    • 84: People call me:
    • 83: The most difficult thing to do is:
    • 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
    • 81: My zodiac sign is:
    • 80: The first person i talked to today was:
    • 79: First time you had a crush:
    • 78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
    • 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
    • 76: Right now I am talking to:
    • 75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
    • 74: I have/will get a job:
    • 73: Tomorrow:
    • 72: Today:
    • 71: Next Summer:
    • 70: Next Weekend:
    • 69: I have these pets:
    • 68: The worst sound in the world:
    • 67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
    • 66: People that make you happy:
    • 65: Last time I cried:
    • 64: My friends are:
    • 63: My computer is:
    • 62: My School:
    • 61: My Car:
    • 60: I lose all respect for people who:
    • 59: The movie I cried at was:
    • 58: Your hair color is:
    • 57: TV shows you watch:
    • 56: Favorite web site:
    • 55: Your dream vacation:
    • 54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
    • 53: How do you like your steak cooked:
    • 52: My room is:
    • 51: My favorite celebrity is:
    • 50: Where would you like to be:
    • 49: Do you want children:
    • 48: Ever been in love:
    • 47: Who's your best friend:
    • 46: More guy friends or girl friends:
    • 45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
    • 44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
    • 43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
    • 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
    • 41: Have you pre-named your children:
    • 40: Last person I got mad at:
    • 39: I would like to move to:
    • 38: I wish I was a professional:
    • [ My Favorites ]
    • 37: Candy:
    • 36: Vehicle:
    • 35: President:
    • 34: State visited:
    • 33: Cellphone provider:
    • 32: Athlete:
    • 31: Actor:
    • 30: Actress:
    • 29: Singer:
    • 28: Band:
    • 27: Clothing store:
    • 26: Grocery store:
    • 25: TV show:
    • 24: Movie:
    • 23: Website:
    • 22: Animal:
    • 21: Theme park:
    • 20: Holiday:
    • 19: Sport to watch:
    • 18: Sport to play:
    • 17: Magazine:
    • 16: Book:
    • 15: Day of the week:
    • 14: Beach:
    • 13: Concert attended:
    • 12: Thing to cook:
    • 11: Food:
    • 10: Restaurant:
    • 9: Radio station:
    • 8: Yankee candle scent:
    • 7: Perfume:
    • 6: Flower:
    • 5: Color:
    • 4: Talk show host:
    • 3: Comedian:
    • 2: Dog breed:
    • 1: did you answer all these truthfully ?
    • <p> rainy day fun business?</p>
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  7. Ignore this. Its for a friend. Just doing a favor.

    Ignore this. Its for a friend. Just doing a favor.

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  9. caledscratch:

synnesai:

jiontwings:


HeY dAd I mIsSeD yOu So MuCh ReMeMbEr KaRkAt? 
I gAvE hIm FaYgO lIkE wEeKs AgO bUt kArBrO DiDn’T lIkE iT mUcH aNd He YeLlEd AlOt Of LoNg WoRdS

hE aLsO gOt ReAl AnGry WhEn I DoN’t KnOw WhAt ThE MoThErFuCk TrOlLiAn Is AnD    hE gOt MoRe MaD iT wAs FuNnY



bUt He ShOwEd Me WhAt It Is ThOuGh AnD sHoWeD mE ThIs BrO cAlLeD aDiOuSoMeThInG
i ThInK i MaDe A nEw FrIeNd :o)
WhAt HaPpEnEd To My HaIr? :o0

KarKaT sAiD iT’lL gEt HaIrBuGs So He CutTeD iT
dAd WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG

this is me stretching your dash again uvu

J-JION I AM SCREAMING AT THIS CUTE
pk;n.fmgvefbg oH MY GOODNESS AHh;knfsvg ;U;
gamzee and goatdad feels oh nooo &lt;33333

ejehnej e kj ewkjr

    caledscratch:

    synnesai:

    jiontwings:

    HeY dAd I mIsSeD yOu So MuCh ReMeMbEr KaRkAt? 

    I gAvE hIm FaYgO lIkE wEeKs AgO bUt kArBrO DiDn’T lIkE iT mUcH aNd He YeLlEd AlOt Of LoNg WoRdS

    hE aLsO gOt ReAl AnGry WhEn I DoN’t KnOw WhAt ThE MoThErFuCk TrOlLiAn Is AnD    hE gOt MoRe MaD iT wAs FuNnY

    bUt He ShOwEd Me WhAt It Is ThOuGh AnD sHoWeD mE ThIs BrO cAlLeD aDiOuSoMeThInG

    i ThInK i MaDe A nEw FrIeNd :o)

    WhAt HaPpEnEd To My HaIr? :o0

    KarKaT sAiD iT’lL gEt HaIrBuGs So He CutTeD iT

    dAd WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG

    this is me stretching your dash again uvu

    J-JION I AM SCREAMING AT THIS CUTE

    pk;n.fmgvefbg oH MY GOODNESS AHh;knfsvg ;U;

    gamzee and goatdad feels oh nooo <33333

    ejehnej e kj ewkjr

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  11. lexxercise:

Happy Birthday, John.

    lexxercise:

    Happy Birthday, John.

    (via beef-dirky)

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  13. [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    notzuko:

    hey this is my reaction in a nutshell

    (Source: what-is-this-i-dont-even, via sonnestark)

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  15. rufiozuko:

    My patron troll… Kanaya. 

    Being a Virgo, I see what some of you have been telling me.

    (I know I haven’t read much lately… busy with Hollywood stuff)

    Let’s see how far I can get tonight.

    SCREEEEAMMMSSS

    Dante. I love you.

    Virgos forever!!



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  17. OKAY I DON&#8217;T WATCH THIS SHOW BUT THAT SHIRT.
It reminds me of&#8230;. ROXY LALONDE (Had to reblog this though, anything that reminds me of my favorite fandom must be captured some how)

    OKAY I DON’T WATCH THIS SHOW BUT THAT SHIRT.

    It reminds me of…. ROXY LALONDE (Had to reblog this though, anything that reminds me of my favorite fandom must be captured some how)

    (via godtier-rose)

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